He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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