I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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