My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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