I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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