I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
