I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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