just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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