So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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