Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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