a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
