So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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