the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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