My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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