He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
