I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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