Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
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