oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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