dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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