do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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