Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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