White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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