If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Duck Duck Cougar?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
My vagina is very pro this idea
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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