if only i could text you this smell
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
