belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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