Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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