its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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