I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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