I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Randomize
