U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
He better not be in your backpack
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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