Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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