Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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