the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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