One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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