Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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