So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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