There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
COCAINE IS GR8
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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