Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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