Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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