if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Randomize
