It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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