They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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