Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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