It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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