And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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