I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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