I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
