Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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