theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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