Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My breasts were aching with rage.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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