My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize
