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• (248): View more from Michigan

  That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul

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  Not half as good looking as paul

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  I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?

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• (310): View more from California

  she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator

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• (925): View more from California

  we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  there was a trapeze. enough said

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon

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• (914): View more from New York

  Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS

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• (916): View more from California

  I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk

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• (207): View more from Maine

  CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP

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  Do we still have any pizza left from last night?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club

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