I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize