If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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