I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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